EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH 
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> >  There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black 
> >  1. He called everyone "brother" 
> >  2. He liked Gospel 
> >  3. He couldn't get a fair trial 
> >  
> >  But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus 
> >  was Jewish: 
> >  1. He went into His Fathers business 
> >  2. He lived at home until he was 33 
> >  3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother 
> >  was sure he was God. 
> >  
> >  But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus 
> >  was Italian: 
> >  1. He talked with his hands 
> >  2. He had wine with every meal 
> >  3. He used olive oil 
> >  
> >  But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus 
> >  was a Californian: 
> >  1. He never cut his hair 
> >  2. He walked around barefoot all the time 
> >  3. He started a new religion 
> >  
> >  But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus 
> >  was Irish: 
> >  1. He never got married 
> >  2. He was always telling stories 
> >  3. He loved green pastures 
> >  
> >  But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that  Jesus was a 
> > woman:  1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when 
> >  there was no food 
> >  2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of 
> >  men who just didn't get it 
> >  3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there 
> >  was more work for Him to do