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Hmmm Why Not...

Tori's getting her car back.. Finally everyone's Taxi service is gonna stop... I wonder if she'll get her old plates back tho... Talking about cars.. it's interesting to see 22 people can actually in a VW Bug, but what's more interesting is what going on behind the car that everyone is looking at...

I'm gonna be going to Maryland next week.. I just hope I don't run in to any Road Rage ...

I didn't know Brian had his own flea market....

2 Odd Signs

Dogs on Bikes??

Molest Alligators??

Posted By:  Adam  on 01/26/01 @ 9:50

Postage....

Microsoft has just come out w/ a New Product...

Now this is not a funny practical joke.. well actually it is kinnda  funny but still wrong..

I'd hate to see when this cleaners has a 50% sale... ya might get charged like $4.00

This picture has Jeff written all over it... I can totally see Jeff doing this...

Oh, yeah I forgot to mention.... I'm not sure everyone know but imovaherenow.com IS educational.. hell my Cousin from down south got Extra Credit for something she found on the site...  It no bull.. I'll even show ya what it was .. She printed it out and handed it in... Mini-Bush

Posted By:  Adam  on 01/25/01 @ 3:05

Killa made the front page.. what a guy...

This is going to be a short one for now.. because I just want everyone to know that Killa made the Front Page of  The New York Post:)

This has nothing to do with the above topic.. but I found another guy for you Dawn.. I know he is a little young but still he's got a bike:)

Posted By:  Adam  on 01/25/01 @ 12:02

Tori's First Post...

I'd like to congratulate Tori on her first post on the site.. Last weekend as we're all trashed watching the Princess Bride... <which is a great movie...> there was a scene, When Fezzik and the Man-In-Black are wrestling.. and it reminds us of Killa wrestling with Scott...  it was great..  Then, watching Tori write it down and then telling Jenn because she was the only sober.. So that someone would  remember what Tori scribbled down... because we sure weren't going to remember...

Posted By:  Tori  on 01/25/01 @ 11:41

 Today's Late Babble...

Today's post is a little late.. but better late then never:) I've been workin my ass off today... I have to upgrade my Server soon... so it never goes down... 

Now this is a Crappy job...

I had to share with you the cool one we found on Red Dog Beer. Holy Carpet Licker! If you turn the Dog upside down and look carefully, you can see our DC Comics friend the Caped Crusader chowing on some box!

Nice Earrings .....

Actual Ad for a Sausage Company

Posted By:  Adam  on 01/24/01 @ 5:00

A Little addition to Today's babble...

Okie here's a Hitler Mustache.. and here is the Regis we all know..

Spoofs on Company Products:

Budweiser

Cheerio's 

Always & Coke a Cola

Posted By:  Adam  on 01/23/01 @ 3:55

Today's babble..

I know I drive a Honda... but I think this Honda owner got really bored and wanted to play w/ some Bondo... <Note: the tail lights don't actually work>.. He might even be a hunter... 

Goings back to yesterdays post... Bill was also seen at the liquor store...

There is this word.. that some girls don't seem to like.. I happen to find it on a sign.. so I figured I'd post it.. Just cause I'm like that... =)

Cool Picture of a Air Force Jet breaking the sound barrier.. < Note: its not fake>

I knew Killer did it...  I just was wondering why... but while reading the National Enquirer, I figured out why.....

Posted By:  Adam  on 01/23/01 @ 12:40

 Head...

A man's thoughts on Fellatio

1. First of all, yes you're obliged to do it. If you don't, we will find someone (younger and dirtier) who will.
2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon of cream is a hell of a lot easier than licking a dead fish.
3. You want to talk about farting, Does the word "queef" mean anything to you?
4. I will use your ears as i see fit. Don't worry about it and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair.
5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning.
6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get. trust me.
7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavour country.
8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth.
9. Play with the balls.
10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we have had better.

Blowjob Etiquette (by a female)

1. First and foremost we are not obliged to do it.
2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you do get one be grateful.
3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw but it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face
4. Extension to rule #3 - No I don't have to swallow.
5. My ears are not handles.
6. Extension to rule #5 - Do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally I don't want to puke on your prick.
7. I don't care how relaxed you are it's NEVER ok to fart.
8. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I have ruined it for you.
9. No it doesn't particularly taste good and I don't care about the protein count.
10. No I will not do it while you watch TV.

Posted By:  Adam  on 01/23/01 @ 8:51

 Now just a lil longer 8===D-'

As Bill leaves the White house... G.W. Bush Rolls in...But before Bill left he made 1 pit stop..  .. Lets have a toast to wish Bill a good Farwell and lets suck down a few Pepsi's...

Posted By:  Adam  on 01/22/01 @ 1:27

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