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Part C of my babble... 

Wow 3 Parts to today's post...  

 

I think I started my Friday night early... 

 

Should you be worried.. 

 

So the rule is you get Bone-us points if you wear a short skirt while bowling on Saturdays...

 

Wal-Mart now has competition I see...

 

Odd Street Signs... 

 

I wonder how many times people who live on this block have to repeat there address to tele-marketers...

 

Now this is a Short block...

Posted By: Magikman on 06/1/01 @ 4:00

Part II of my babble... 

Beaver Works and that expensive gas...

 

Nice Bike...

 

I think it was Tori..  who never heard the expression "do you wanna buy a bridge"  welp I found one for sale... 

 

Hmmm Tinted windows.. or maybe not....

 

Hilary's Big Secret ...   Thanks Chelle for the Pic...

 

I think I'm going to take up boxing... 

Posted By: Magikman on 06/1/01 @ 3:31

Part I of my babble... 

Boys Lie? 

 

Another Truth in a T-Shirt.

Survivor of the Titanic...

 

I Still don't understand these people and customizing their cars.. 

 

Sorry.. but I wouldn't eat anything that had Pooh in its name...

 

Warning there's a new virus out there.... 

 

Got gas?

 

Heather, your catholic right?

 

Restrictive Road... they won't let ya do nothen....

 

Microsoft releases Windows 2000 bug list...

 

Posted By: Magikman on 06/1/01 @ 1:50

Today's babble... 

Cup a Dirt...

 

Truth in T-Shirts...

 

Many people who know me.. know I have many personalities, and each personality has its own characteristic  .. here's Erwin and Sylvia.... Ya know.. " Get Off The Lawn!!..."

 

I just hope people are laughing with me.. and not at me....

 

I've seen railroad crossing.. but Air Force 1 Crossing?

 

A helpful tool to help women hide that camel toe look..... 

 

Jules sent me this one... thanks Jules...   Now that's a problem...

 

Road rage gone bad....

 

Brian's lil problem?

 

I forgot to post this yesterday.. it kinnda went w/ the Memorial Day BBQ Post.. A few the Levittown trash was playing Horse Shoes....

 

Posted By: Magikman on 05/31/01 @ 3:05

Randomness... 

Everyone remember the Mustang from yesterday... welp here's a jackass in a Honda who tried it himself...

 

You can tell when things are bad when Grand Central is on the market... or when Hell has a sign telling you it's open... but especial when you see these gas prices...

 

I don't see why everyone gets so worked up over a Corvette.. I deal just fine, with my Honda....

 

Hey look.. it's the Hippies backyard =)

 

For all you girls who think your fat.... try some diet air... I'll stick with eating my cheeseburgers =) or maybe a nice bush....

 

Tori, aren't you glad you have a Nokia.. and not a Ericsson....

 

Make sure you don't dump your mess here.... this guy apparently didn't before Bungee jumping....

 

At least they are polite about it... and be sure to watch your step... when going to the Deli...

 

Rumor has it.. that Lee is getting yet another tattoo....

 

Random Lars Shots...

 

Wants to be a millionaire   and   Finding Songs....

 

Posted By: Magikman on 05/30/01 @ 4:20

Quickie... 

A picture of Brian's dashboard...

 

Size Does Matter...

 

I Gotta get me one of these passes...

Posted By: Magikman on 05/29/01 @ 7:03

Memorial Day BBQ Pics...

Here's a few pictures taken from the Memorial Day BBQ at the house...

Posted By: Magikman and SlyDog on 05/29/01 @ 5:56

Did I Say That Out Loud?

A few of you remember when we where adding an extension to my house.. and my asshole neighbors on the right side put up a fight because the extension would of blocked there "view of the pond"... I finally found a picture of what I wanted to paint on there side of the extension.. and as far as my neighbor on the left.. she has her own road...

 

Ok so this weekend was pretty good.. I know for a fact I was messed up all weekend.. it was great.. for example yesterday I started drinking at like 3.. and didn't stop till like 9.. and I didn't break the seal till like 6.. but I still feel bad for Patti.. she got hit in the eye with a Frisbee.. I'M SORRY!!! :)....

 

I Kinnda remember Heather saying  something about needing a new mattress no more couch bed for her... Maybe she should try getting her mattress from here.. since your used to a players mattress... there used no less....

 

This is just WRONG... 

Posted By: Magikman  on 05/29/01 @ 1:45

Yeah So I've Been Thinking...

What the fuck? Girls get it all, Free Beer whenever they want, and a nice fuck whenever they need it. If I was a girl I could get laid everyday, and on top of that get wasted out of my mind for free. I've calculated that I spend close to $400.00 - $500.00 a month on alcohol and I don't even want to begin calculating the hours I waste trying to get laid. For girls its simple, wear some nice tight black pants, hit on just about any guy in the bar, get a few free drinks, and boom... They're getting laid! I mean why don't guys have it like that. Who made this rule that guys buy the drinks, guys are the assholes, and guys don't get laid? I didn't...  I know that much. The thing about it is that girls don't have to settle for an ugly dude either. They can score a good looking guy and get sex whenever. Guys waste all their time hitting on the hottest girls, and don't get shit. Meanwhile the token fat bitch is just waiting by the door, so she can get fucked by the guy after he's so frustrated he just gives up.

But then again maybe it all pays off. We eventually make more money than them out of school, can have sex with out some kid popping out of the top of our dicks, and don't have to shove tampons up our asses.

 

Last Weeks Poll results... 

Posted By: Magikman  on 05/29/01 @ 11:55

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