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Augest 2002

 

On 8.26.02 @ 2:10, Hey Now.. was  scribbled  by Magikman

There are many women waiting for the perfect man.... and many men waiting for the perfect woman... 

I know its not Wednesday.. but any day is good for hump a day ;)

Ch-ch-cha Chia Truck...

There are just some women who should NOT drive..  Especially when on their Cell Phones.. Maybe they should get a bike or something..... Bling Bling..

I <lego mini-me>  fully support a woman's right to choose...

anyone else confused about this sign? and to clarify this sign.. Wang is an old computer system =)

The terrorist have sunk to a new level.. using our own PC's against us..

Liz likes this one.. but i prefer this one..

I may not be a racist.. but i do find the racial slurs funny...

Strong Bad still on vacation..

You might be a ricer if..

Play a quick game of curve ball...

ok.. I'm done for now.. I'm going to go get a hair cut... but before I do... PMF =)

http://www.saveopieandanthony.net/  Get O&A Back On the Air....

I now sell Cigarettes from the site...  goto: http://adam.joecigarette.com  and tell your friends.. its less then 30$ a carton..

Boner Babies..!! Get Them Now!!!

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On 8.26.02 @ 8:33am, mondays suck was  scribbled  by SlyDog

This one is really short.  It's purpose:  To remind everyone what it is that makes IMOVAHERENOW what is has become today!

and email me any photoshop makeovers for this one too!

oh yeah...don't forget  to Check out the Archives.

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No one has any cool lighters? I mean comon!  She's HOT!  She doesn't have a boyfriend but I'm sorry ladies she already has a girlfriend! ;)

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On 8.22.02 @ 11:33am, that's spelled W E R D was  scribbled  by SlyDog

Ok so like I was sitting at my desk this morning and every hour my computer starts annoying me with pop ups that say "Today is your Anniversary".  I can't believe it has been 5 years that I have been married.  Anyway, I'm going to take her to this restaurant that she wants to go to out in Amityville, Long Island.  I'll drive slow.  Everyone should wish me luck in the hopes that I don't get yelled at.  I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHY I WOULD GET YELLED AT BUT TRUST ME!  AFTER 5 YEARS I KNOW THAT I CAN'T GET THROUGH AN ANNIVERSARY, BIRTHDAY, WEDDING, BAR-MITZVAH, NEW YEARS, CHRISTMAS, HANUKAH, THANKSGIVING, HALLOWEEN, OR ANY DAY THAT I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO WORK ...with out a good yelling!

I might have to give the kids a bath before we go.  She thinks it's nothing but I have such a hard time with the kids!

If things go well at diner, we might be making a stop on the way home!

Hopefully the sex will be good.  I know that I always perform!

One thing is for sure, if things go sour, I'll be taking up a new line of work.

Because of the way the economy is right now, a new line of work is sometimes hazardous to your health!

and for gods sakes..... you people have got to get on the jew's ASS (a.k.a. Magikman) and make him update this site more often!  I MEAN SERIOUSLY!  he sits on his ass all day soaking his dad for allowance while he is goofing off at school.  Now sure he has passed a few exams and we are almost ready to call him a PROFESSIONAL but WHERE THE HELL ARE YOUR PRIORITIES MAN!    everyone reading this should be saying "who needs money when imovaherenow"

God damn it be certain... to Check out the Archives... for some of the best Stuff on earth... (and if you think that line is original I have a bridge you can buy!)

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We are now trading the Whorther for really cool lighters! FIRE FIRE!

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I just got to fuck with everything he does!

 

On 8.9.02 @ 3:17, Wassssup!!.... was  scribbled  by Magikman

Paige23's show on Tuesday was awesome.. they rocked... I love there music... 

Thanks to Slydog.. the Games page has been redesigned... Because the other page was crap..... it was designed by someone who rides the short yellow bus..

Do your Nutz hang low?

Sizemograph

I dunno if Dawn still checks the site.. but here's a fly guy for ya...

Scott this gift is  from me to you =) and this one if from Patti

hehe new kind of phone sex

Opps she did it again... 

Shocking new ways to lose weight..

The summer if halfway over.. I really should start working out...

so I see Taxi drivers are not useless... 

Another game not yet added to the games page.. but its still pretty cool...

I now sell Cigarettes from the site...  goto: http://adam.joecigarette.com  and tell your friends.. its less then 30$ a carton..

Boner Babies..!! Get Them Now!!!

Also Be Sure... to Check out the Archives... for some Old FUnny and FUnn Stuff...

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On 8.05.02 @ 11:59, Quickie.... was  scribbled  by Magikman

Ok this is gonna be a short one.. First off.. I want to tell everyone about Paige23's show on the 6th.. 

A Woman's point of view.. A Man's point of view...

Then someone sent me an email.. saying doesn't this remind you of someone...there where 2 images attached...I thought it was pretty funny... 

Ping Pong Anyone?

New Strong Bad...

A lil 9-11 humor... 

I now sell Cigarettes from the site...  goto: http://adam.joecigarette.com  and tell your friends.. its less then 30$ a carton..

Boner Babies..!! Get Them Now!!!

Also Be Sure... to Check out the Archives... for some Old FUnny and FUnn Stuff...

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On 8.03.02 @ 4:20, I'm so wasted..... was  scribbled  by Magikman

Welp I'm Trashed... so I'd figure what a better time then now to update the site..  =) But I best not be doing my Laundry...

Last weekend umm actually 2 weekends ago Jeff, Scott and I.. went fishing... but didn't catch any keepers...

P.S.A.. for those Stoners out there...

I assume by now everyone knows the whole WorldCom problem.. and don't eat the yellow snow...

I got Porn.. I got porn.. I got porn.. Yeeeaaaahh!!!

I guess I shouldn't of told my nephew that Santa was dead... it didn't go over well...

It was raining like a bitch tonite...

so they got a few ideas for WTC site... Andi.. Thanks for the Flag pic...

Aiight I'm done... this is the last time I'm going to the Brewery...

Carmine was @ this geek party... and got me this Pic...

I Hated doing belly flops in the pool when I was a Kid... .. So I think I'm growing my hair out again....

Top 3 Do Not DownLoads

Does the girl in your life suspiciously win more than her share of your battles? You’re not alone, dude..

Ya Know.. some people just need a lil kick in the fuckin head.

Stoners looooove Boobies..

Do u Know the melon man?..  <photoshop opportunity

Deep fried twinkies???

Stress Reliever

Feed the fishes..

Strongbad.. Yeeeahhh!

Another addicting game... 

Oh Yeah Bowling starts 2morrow..

Before I go to bed.... Here's a fan sign for ya... .. ok.. 1 more thing b4 I leave..  I got an email requesting something about a weeeeeeee post.. 

I now sell Cigarettes from the site...  goto: http://adam.joecigarette.com  and tell your friends.. its less then 30$ a carton..

Boner Babies..!! Get Them Now!!!

Also Be Sure... to Check out the Archives... for some Old FUnny and FUnn Stuff...

Buy A Shirt!! Save A Site!!! <this site>
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