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January 2003

On 1.29.03 @ 11:50, Some Good News.. Some Funny News  was  scribbled  by Magikman

First Off.. I wanna Congratulate Hippie Joe and April.. on their Engagement..  But now  everyone should know, Hippie Joe is going to be known as Angry Joe.. and the sex is over once your married.. but for now.. Here's a few pointers...

 

Ice Queen.. I Only thought of you when I made this Edit.. But what is even funnier is I thought of your sister when I found the original image =)

 

Damn those are the smallest tits I've ever seen.. but there nice tho =P

 

Another song by those rockin Cats...

 

Oh yeah.. yesterday was the State of the Union address... here's a clip I found online if you missed it..

 

Fed-ex Shipping commercial..  Run Wyclef Run..  ok so those where Gay.. yet funny...

 

A few weeks ago @ frog's Meed party someone showed me MOnkey vs. Robot.. I think I posted it once already.. but WTF... no I mean WTF is this?

 

Ok this next movie.. I found funny not just because the people are idiots.. but because one of the guys is named reed and he tries to put out the fire.. I think he is the one with the blanket.. LOL.. eheh Fire. Cool.. uhh huuh Yeah Cool..

 

Ever wonder how the internet started... As a baby of course

 

Coming soon.. a NEW section.. the Angry Joe Rant... He do not discriminate

 

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On 1.26.03 @ 10:13, NEW HOLIDAY  was  scribbled  by Magikman received by Frog

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for  your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.
    Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special  holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their  life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.
  March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."
  Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so  your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it.
This twin pairing of  Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as   men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more  memorable March! It's like perpetual love machine.
  The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little  push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love  and  peace to this crazy world.
 

Thanks Carmine for the heads up..

 

New Feature Added... On the Picture Viewer.. you can now send the picture to a friend.. Yes It's True... It's True...

 

Coming soon.. a NEW section.. the Hippie Rant...

 

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On 1.24.03 @ 2:15, Woohoo another update=)  was  scribbled  by Magikman

This years Super bowl is going to rock.. because I'm gonna see Happy people.. and during Halftime the war with Iraq is slotted to start..

 

Drugs are bad... but this is wrong...

 

I know everyone wants a teddy guy...

 

You ever want to see your name in lights?  How about in Naked people?

 

Frog. when I found this I thought of you.. and Slydog...

 

I haven't posted strongbad emails cuz they've had a lil problem..

 

I'm a little mental.. can I drive a demolition derby and not get charged for it?

 

Monkey rides Dog in Rodeo..

 

Hmm This is pretty neat.. I haven't gone all the way thru.. but check it out.. and when your done.. take an online mammogram..

 

** Update Within The Update **  3:24pm

LOL I'm an ass.. I had a few pictures to post too.. Soo.. here they are.. :

 

Ya know its dangerous to let drunks play with those word fridge magnets..  yet it was fun =)

 

A Clue.. A Clue.. can you find it near this homeless kid?

 

Expressions of Mr. P.P. Head...

 

Coming soon.. a NEW section.. the Hippie Rant...

 

There is some  X-Mas ImOvaHereNow.com Merchandise available.. NeW sTuFf will be added shortly... Hey look. I even have stuff on SALE.. for you cheap bastards out there... :)

 

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On 1.20.03 @ 6:10, Ummm  was  scribbled  by Magikman

Everyone remembers the 80's .. how about some t-shirts or some commercials .. Yett even back then I knew to Munch before I Pump... Since I was talking about commercials.. here's another funny one from Cali.. 

 

Got Wood?.. Just to make that sound NOT GAY.. Watch a Stripper of your choice..

 

Ok... Which PB Geek does this remind you of?

 

Vita-boy.. you asked me to repost this.. Implosion World .COM

 

for all my sandy followers.. an anthem... 

 

Some popular grudges..

 

Nice desktops from Chickenheads ... and a funny reenactment of another desktop...

 

Only in Japan can ya getaway with a kid icon for beer... I mean our society made us get ride of Joe Camel

 

First if you drive an SUV your supporting terrorism..  or maybe it's just possessed ..

 

Who's the Bitch now?

 

Random Plug.. Dallaspimps.com       Random Game.. Space Cab

 

There is some  X-Mas ImOvaHereNow.com Merchandise available.. NeW sTuFf will be added shortly... Hey look. I even have stuff on SALE.. for you cheap bastards out there... :)

 

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On 1.16.03 @ 3:58, I Felt Like Ranting was  scribbled  by Magikman

So I'm sitting here looking for stuff to post.. and I get an IM from wonderalisonland.. and it went something like this :

wonderalisonland: yeah, so here I am sitting in class, and I was looking at your site
wonderalisonland: and i got the whole class, including the professor, looking at it
wonderalisonland: laughing...
wonderalisonland: good times, good times
wonderalisonland: just thought you'd like to know

ImOvaHereNow com: lol
ImOvaHereNow com: thanks:-)

wonderalisonland: you know have Boston, MA reading into your life
wonderalisonland: *giggles*

 

So here's my update...

Surfing around.. I found this.. kinnda reminds me of the Knapp's.... but you should also check out more stuff from jogoff.com...

 

What do you get when u cross Star wars and American pie?.. The answer is Amerijedi

 

The latest news is that Saddam is writing a book.. that fag...

 

Need bigger boobs naturally.. as we can plainly see... after that I think I want a lap dance..

 

Are you fluent in Bar Sign Language?

 

Tech-TV is a good channel to watch.. they even got bloopers..

 

I know its about a month late but I have 2 holiday posts.. one is Priceless and the other is for Reed..

 

and lastly.. nothing is like it used to be.. for example.. they just changed my Cable channel lineup.. What's up with that.. CNN has always been 8 .. now its something like 25.. 25 used to be telicar.. < that catholic channel>.. channel 10 has always been the weather channel.. now its somewhere round 65..  they move the freakin Spanish channels down to 16, 17 and 18..  what the fuck man.. you're in America  LEARN ENGLISH!!.. Also on instructions nowadays they have English and Spanish on the same freakin page..  and toys that speak both English and Spanish.. I don't want my kid speaking Spanish.. .. my kid will be American.. he WILL speak English..  oh yeah.. and I remember when a candy bar used to be a decent size.. now there like half the size they used to be..  Ok im done ranting.. i'll leave ya off on a nice memory.. Gloworms..

 

There is some  X-Mas ImOvaHereNow.com Merchandise available.. NeW sTuFf will be added shortly... Hey look. I even have stuff on SALE.. for you cheap bastards out there... :)

 

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On 1.13.03 @ 8:16, Short Post was  scribbled  by Magikman

I know its been a while since I updated.. thats my bad.. Kinda like my bad choice in parking spots..  But you can always count on Microsoft for some funny shit.. or even some Porn.. < checkout the 2nd link under more info>

How about This.. its in German.. but if you click around. you'll still findi t funny..

This best Position is on your knees, with your pants down..

But not near Suppa Greg.. He might try to act out Taponhenge on your ass...

Ever just want to FuckEminem.. Just watch out for the new Virus out there...

Okie I leave you with a late holiday derangement..

More to come soon....sorry I've been slaking..

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On 1.2.03 @ 9:15, Happy New Year! was  scribbled  by SlyDog

I hope everyone had a great New Year's party to go to.  Here are some pictures from the ImOvaHereNow Group.

The Tent, Ramdom Group photo, I love you BoomBoom, Boom Boom is happy, Turkey's Money Maker, E & LilDee, Turkey and Bri, SLYDOG (can you say DIALATED), we had Heat-Oven-TV-Beer-the works!, Killa's better half?!, Turkey & SugarPie, LOOK - it's a Magik Jackass!, Jackass..errrr Magik and Sugar, Magik and the Cheif!, Bri & Kim, BoomBoom & SlyDog, Magik trashed off his ass!, Awwww Aquaman & BoomBoom1, Aquaman and BoomBoom2, Aquaman & BoomBoom3, I always get a shot of my wife's toung, Killa - you dawg, Smoked Turkey (wait a second, she doesn't smoke!!!), Killa wit all da ladies, The married couple!, Scott got wacked in the balls for giving me a wet willie!

Some of my best shots (taken or stolen) from 2002:

Nice Ass, He works at Disney!, Don't Forget, The One and Only!, There is nothing better then saving my dad 3 times this year cause his car broke down!, As if seeing a REAR-VIEW-MIRROR taped to the side of a car wasn't bad enough, I saw it twice!, When there's something strange in your hair-it's goo! who ya gunna call!, Keep it real!  B-Phat!, Hot Tuna? what was he thinking?, I'm doing well in my Old Age home and I'm so happy everyone comes to visit!

I know its like January 2003 but I never did post these group photos:

Memorial Day weekend at Killas, This is for the ladies - Scott - you da man!, Uncle Buddy, lilDee, random group shot, I GOT HIM ALL THE WAY OFF THE GROUND LONG ENOUGH FOR 3 OF THESE SHOTS, water fights galore, Here - let me get that out of your drink!, Hello - who is this please?, SLIP-N-SLIDE Whorether, SLIP-N-SLIDE Jen, SLIP-N-SLIDE T

Carmine "It's MEED and its GOOOOD", there is an up comming meed party this weekend by the way!  all those interested need to tell Magik and me!  We will see what we can do to get you in!

Ladies night at Lillies, The Taylor Sisters, and what most of the men looked like

Halloween 2002, a bad case of the Diaper Head?

Look, it's Santa!

We went to St. Thomas USVI - Thank you BoomBoom, but this f*%#er still bit me!

Christmas was good to me!  See you all online! slydogjeff77

There is some  X-Mas ImOvaHereNow.com Merchandise available.. NeW sTuFf will be added shortly... Hey look. I even have stuff on SALE.. for you cheap bastards out there... :)

Also Be Sure... to Check out the Archives... for some Old FUnny and FUnn Stuff...

A Shit Load Of NEW Shirts!! and Thongs!!

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