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Hey people! It's been a while but I
know all my fans out there haven't forgotten me! Its
SlyDog coming back to you on APRIL 1ST! This is NOT A
JOKE! Howard Stern was kicked off the air this morning!
Now THAT WAS a joke! Who am I kidding, everything we do
on this site is a joke!
Remember, if you don't like it,
don't read it!
So what's going on? MagikMan is taking
a breather for a week or 2 and asked me to help him out!
Our boy whom I know EVERYONE LOVES was in the hospital last
week. He is home safe and recovering.
If you want to drop him an email and let him know JUST HOW MUCH
YOU LOVE HIM you can by clicking here.
and now..... On with
the STUPIDITY!
I
like to think I can stay organized by categorizing my post.
The First section shall be dedicated to posting
LINKS to other funny web sites on
the internet:
So, Maxim Mag has gone and done what no one has done
before.
The all mighty interview with Marge Simpson! oooOO la la!
As a parent of two beautiful children (the really original
readers know my kids because we have made special posts for
them when they were born and my daughter used to be the
official spokes person for ImOvaHereNow.com)
But this is offensive. I shouldn't really bitch too
much because my son (age 3) turns to me as I was being frisky
and wrestling with my wife one day and says "I'll fucking kill
you dad!" ... what is the world coming to.
I would write to the authors of "Darwin Awards"
with some of these but I am to damn lazy!
I believe the caption for this one should be ...
MRS. Bush?
are we allowed to say that on the internet?
So what happened here? Was this built by Sadam, one
of his sons, or two young Americans feeling a little home
sick!?
Answer: C
Bored? Red Neck Shockwave Programmer with too much
time on his hands?
Who the hell knows what it takes to come up with something like
this!
I think it is sad that a rabbi approved this? But if it keeps
the towel head away! I'm all for it!
Ok the
Yetti Sports official Web Site is here. Now you can play
3 different versions. I just LOVE these mind numbing
games!
This might be a repost but I still think it is funny!
So who says Jews can't be sexy too?!
The WORLD'S most dangerous creature!
The Great White!
Here is a Radio Prank gone Wrong! Here is some background.
A husband calls up the station and asks them to call his wife
and pretend they are his boss and that he has just been fired.
Please NOTE THE END!
The Second Section shall be funny PHOTOS
found ONLY HERE on ImOvaHereNow.com.....
and possibly some other places!
What can we say about this one? Here is what some of
our
Readers had to say!
We all know what a bad towel head is. This is an
example of a
GOOD TOWEL HEAD!
For those of you who were having some difficulty finding
the duck,
I have highlighted it here.
If you ever have a problem with being too thin, just give
the Irish a call.
Taken St. Patti's day 2004.
This bomber pilot had OBVIOUSLY dropped his bomb and was
wearing some very baggy pants!
Everywhere you go in New York City you find
people are accepting Visa!
My dad is a good man. But we have been suspicious
that he is cheating on my mom.
Well
it is confirmed!
Engineers are wonderful people
but this is what the world would be like without architects!
"HUNNY, I need you to drive me and mom
to the store NOW!!!". "OK Dear!" *mumble* "bitch"
"Johnny, check cell block number 1.
They
are making a ruckus again!"
After all Scott, your not scared of
clowns are you!?
This last Section is NOT for those of us who don't like to read
much. TEXT JOKES.
A
new addition to ImOvaHereNow.com
Here are some interesting statistics.
An appropriate
peace plan by Robin Williams.
Some
Spread Sheet Humor
Let us know if you like reading jokes. Trust me, we
can add more!
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