Camping was Great.. Cold, Wet.. but still fun.. hopefully I'll get some pics online soon... but for now.. I'll just do my usually post stuff... 

This weekend was DST.. here's why...

The Bill Of No Rights...

The Ladder theory...

Phone Sex.. Ups.. & Downs... <Cough15minutesCough>

This is some mean Pussy...

OperaBaby.. to the Rescue...

The Top 11 Movie to Game Ideas...

Ok I Hate the News.. If the freaking terrorist are that stupid .. lets stop giving them ideas... .. 

Iraq Voting Ballet... 

Pop-Up Killer .. On an internet Simulator

New Virus Protection 

How's Your Hole? .. Your Great Big Hole.. 

You've Got Male..

Rock `n` Roll Pumpkin Stencils.. 

You want an Ass Kicking?

Don't ya just hate when you can't see where your peeing...

Mini Golf.. .. its pretty easy... 

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Camping is coming soon.. maybe we'll have some venison for diner one nite...We'll shoot it  or hit it or something.. < 1 2 3 4 5 6  ....>

No one wants to go to war.. but Iraq and the terrorist are just pissing people off.. especially when they send there "actors"

Umm Pork Chops?

It's been over a month since I quit smoking..

Kids will be kids..

Halloween is coming soon.. That means.. Costumes and Candy... and Huge tracks of land..

I don't remember but someone was telling me about these remote control cars..

Are You Ready To Get Offended??

Some pretty neat wrecks...  Or ZipZaps RC Cars...

Let your creative juices flow... Make a Fart... or come up with some bullshit..  

Becky.. Look at that butt.. she is like one of those rap guys girlfriends..

Ok so NO ONE has emailed me about the redesign..  I want to redesign the site for its 3 yr anniversary... if anyone has Ideas... email me... Also You can now get ImOvaHereNow.com Merchandise .. new stuff will be added shortly... Hey look. I even have stuff on SALE.. for you cheap bastards out there... :)

I now sell Cigarettes from the site...  goto: http://adam.joecigarette.com  and tell your friends.. its less then 30$ a carton..

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Carmine's show was great... It was nothing like this guy singing at Burger King..  

Hmm not quite sure..  but I do know doing Tech Support is stressful..

Killa, I didn't know you went to Portland?

Halloween is coming soon.. 

I think its finally time.. I go back to school..  Make some money and buy my new home..  or maybe I'll just become a welder.. so I can wear one of those cool helmets...

Want a clean tushy..?  without the messy toilet paper... but don't be so quick to get rid of the toilet paper.. its still good for cleaning up other messes..

This link.. comes from my sensitive side... oh wait.. did that sound gay?

Strongbad's best email ever...

Its good being a Jew.. who else would appreciate.. a genuine huggable Matzha ball... yet the Christians have there own problems...

Its time for a game and a couple of movies...

Boom Boom Volleyball

405 the Movie and Dirty Sanchez

I want to redesign the site for its 3 yr anniversary... if anyone has Ideas... email me... Also You can now get ImOvaHereNow.com Merchandise .. new stuff will be added shortly... Hey look. I even have stuff on SALE.. for you cheap bastards out there... :)

I now sell Cigarettes from the site...  goto: http://adam.joecigarette.com  and tell your friends.. its less then 30$ a carton..

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Run Away.. Run Awaaayyy...

At the end of this month we're going camping again.. but unfortunately.. my Breast pals aren't gonna be able to come this year..

If it was me... I'd of forgotten about the damn biscuit

I really should hire more consultants like this ;)

Check out this Bacon Boomerang.. from Gobler Toys... 

I'm still waiting for the Thumbinator...

This Truck reminds me of my car..

Look around here.. you'll find most of yer questions answered.. even getting a lil dumper action. <wink wink>

I want to redesign the site for its 3 yr anniversary... if anyone has Ideas... email me... Also You can now get ImOvaHereNow.com Merchandise .. new stuff will be added shortly...

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Poor Catalog placement.. or Bad time to abbreviate... But either way.. Binny is still running...

Dennis Leary .. singing along to Halo =)

Jonah.. review..

We hired a new landscaper this week... He graduated from Durex Univ.

This is for my farmerchick friend...

A Witch.. A Witch..  she turned me in to a newt.. I got betta...

Nice Car.. or pieces at least...

2 headed skeleton ???

Ummmmmmmm????

Marty.. I found this.. I thought of you...

Disposable Computers are here!

Scott and Stubbles now sell this New Item..

Alien Pussy.. 

Killa.. or Bri... have you seen this yet?

Another Addictive game...

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Bahaha.. I almost hit shit my pants .. when I found this sign... I hope whorther ain't gonna be a "Square Biscuit"

Cute lil Kittens...  and a man that loves elephants... 

I've always said if I die.. I want to come back as a woman's bicycle seat..

I Snort Glass,.. Its my Nob...

2 things.. I wish I was... and I'm glad I don't have...

Here's another bunch of morons... But not as funny as these tools.....  I think if you do the math.. they just need to get laid...

Here's another installment Strong Bad

Mac's Do Suck.. 

This is pretty cool... but I find it hard to believe they have a competition for stacking cups...

Remember these old Commercials... 

I haven't really updated the games page.. there is a shit load of games..  here's a few more...  Remember Tron?

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Boner Babies..!! Get Them Now!!!

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